I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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