i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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