Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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