Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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