let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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