I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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