This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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