Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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