I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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