addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
