Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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