i already hear my dad disowning me
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
the raccoons are back...
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