Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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