I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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