Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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