Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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