fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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