some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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