At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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