I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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