Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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