Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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