Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
