p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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