I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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