I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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