I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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