so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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