so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
you never un-have a 4some
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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