i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
it's great music for shaving your balls
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
you never un-have a 4some
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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