You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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