ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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