K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Randomize
