Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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