You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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