I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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