butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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