it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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