I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
