I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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