Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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