on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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