Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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