That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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