we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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