never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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