Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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