Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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