Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
