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i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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