What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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