It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
