That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
